![]() ![]() You know the main g uy? 'Twilight'? That's me. Have you seen it? Okay, I'm the main in 'Twilight'. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. At the start I was like 'Oh no, like I'm– I'm dead'.Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table.At first I wanted to kill him, but now I'm glad I spent time to get to know him.And then one day they can't even remember who you are, and you wish they were dead, and then they do die. They can't piss, and they say stupid things, and their brains go, and they can't remember anything. Or even dying of old age, but even old age is brutal. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. This is what happens when you're a vampire.I don't think Nick should have become a vampire.When you become a vampire, you become very…sexy.Uhh… they think 'What's this 96-year-old lady doing with a guy 4 times her age?'. Some people freak out a bit about the age difference.Didn't go down so well because she was a nun. One year I went to the Unholy Masquerade dressed as Whoopi Goldberg from ' Sister Act 1' and ' Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit'.You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!'. Yeah some of our clothes are from victims.This is always really scary part for me Yes! Nighttime. So it's 6pm in the nighttime, which is when I wake up. ![]()
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